1.  Cute gimmick: Play about starving artists lures hundreds of the real thing to a mass audition, thus hyping the product.

2.  Discipline lesson: Play by the rules.

3.  Do not play dead.

4.  Don't just play the part where you thought it was a party.

5.  Don't play against yourself."

6.  Don't play business games with me and my children.

7.  Don't play me like that.'

8.  Don't play politics with modest tax relief."

9.  Don't play the Jaguars' Super Bowl song for Tennessee quarterback Steve McNair.

10.  Don't play wish I could've.